A bagger went down to Tahoe, he was looking for someone to hate
he was feelin good
in his robe and hood
and he wanted to debate
When he came across this hippie,puffin on a doobie and smellin like pot
the bagger jumped on a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a god fearin man.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make you join the klan.
"Now you say a lot of horse shit so give a bagger his due:
"I bet beck gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The dude said: "My name's typo and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
bagger fire up your lies and play your old race card,
and explain to that old hippie, bout not in your back yard
cuz if you win this walkin sin is gonna have to pray
but if you lose your gonna have to pay
The bagger opened up his case and said: " he a socialist."
And bullshit flew as talking points and he shook his bagger fist
Then a band of baggers joined in and it sounded something like this.
amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like meeeee
that Muslim man ain't gonna take my guns nor liberteeee
when the bagger finished, the hippie ran his fingers through his hair
and he took another bong hit, just to make it fair
now you said some stuff, but it aint enough
so its my turn to share
he sang
Obamas in the white house getting shit done
he dont care about your hatred and he dont want your guns
sticken to the first plan, spending your dough
bagger does your mind work,
"No, child, no."
The bagger bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that bag of beck gold on the ground at Typo's feet.
typo said: "bagger just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"but ill tell you once you son of a bitch you aint never gonna win.
And he played
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liberals in the white house kickin your ass
doin it with style, love and class
bagger does your welfare pay your bills?
cuz you aint nothing but corporate shills
your shit dont fly and never will